Chocolate Solar System
my only chance to eat uranus
sometimes i forgot that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future
Anonymous said: should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?
The Planned Parenthood tumblr has probably been waiting a very long time to use that gif.
When my mom throws a family party
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
the ending gif, I can’t